October 3rd, 2008
Birthday Martin!
What the fuck is this supposed to be? This isn’t a party. Where is the booze? Where are the cupcakes? Where are the eyeballs!?
This looks like the larder of a boozy health food fanatic! Yes, there’s some booze. But more fucking vegetables…
Martin is so angry he explores the rest of the house
…and what kind of accommodation is this? Curtains from ‘ihavenotaste.com’. I don’t know how I’m not expected to go mad.
What kind of reading material is this?! Fucking Victorians!
Martin is angry at the monkey and wonders how it’s eyeballs taste…but the ornery man is looking at him funny…
Yes! I think I have found my escape. Whoever this Amy person is, I’m taking her eyeballs hostage until she gets me out of here… 
January 29th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Hooray! I want to make a Martin for me